Tenured Algebra Professor Just Showing Friends Re-runs in Class
Many FIU students were baffled, upon entering DM 100, to find Professor Oliver Speer asleep at his desk while a projector was playing what appeared to be his personal Netflix account. Students reported that it seemed to only be playing episodes of the hit NBC sitcom...
CIO Uses Tech Fee Money To Build Office Out Of iPads
In a recent interview, CIO and Vice President Robert Grillo introduced Bacon reporters to his newly renovated office, with walls tiled floor to ceiling in iPad 2s. The project, funded by over $540,000 of Tech Fee money, is “what being the head of the Division of Information Technology is all about!”, said the giddy CIO.
Effervescent Professor’s Jokes Fall Flat
Professor of Chemistry Steven Wikle, whose bubbly personality makes for punny lectures, saw a number of his jokes fall flat to his students in CHM 3120.
FIU Police: “We have feelings too, ya know!”
Though many students would be shocked to know, the FIU Police force is claiming that they too have feelings. "We're here, we feel, get used to it!" screams banners that can now be seen around campus. The slogan is a rallying cry for FIU Police Officers everywhere who...
One Third of FIU Math Department Drafted into War
In a stunning development last week, One Third of FIU’s Math Department was suddenly drafted into war. The Eastern European country of Kravkozia located on the Southern rim of Russia began a military conflict with the Republic of Schvka.
