FIU To Use Kickstarter To Fund Operational Budget
In a shocking announcement from the head of the FIU financials department, the university will no longer charge any tuition. Instead, FIU will fund its entire operational budget via the website Kickstarter. Some early critiques have assessed the plan as genius and...
FIU To Change School Colors To Zebra And Leopard Print
In a press announcement this past Friday, President Rosenberg revealed a major change to the branding of Florida International University. The official school colors will now be zebra and leopard print, replacing the longstanding Blue and Gold.
Underground Coke Ring Busted
Our investigative reporting wing has been hearing rumblings of a secretive underground trading ring of illicit FIU disallowed contraband. The ring has allegedly been around for about a year and half with potentially thousands of buyers. The contraband in question: Coca-Cola.
New Marketing Campaign: “We Have Air Conditioning”
After months of deliberation, the Office of External Relations has unveiled FIU's latest long term marketing intiative: "We have air conditioning." The new school motto replaces the previous mission statement of three years, "Be WorldsAhead." Terry Witherell, Vice...
