Clerical Error Floods FIU Campus With Excess Palm Trees
MIAMI DADE, Florida, August 13 — If you've ventured onto our Modesto A. Maidque Campus (MMC) within the last three months, you may be struck by some new additions to the landscape. In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find an area that is not overcrowded with every...
Heroic Mystery Man Slashes Tires of Parking Ambassador Vehicle
Yesterday, according to witnesses, at 1:15 PM, in front of PG5, an "actual miracle" happened. Everyone loves superhero films, but at FIU an actual hero appeared out of thin air and disappeared just as quickly. The parking ambassador vehicle, the scourge of every...
New Parking Violation Policy: “We Will Vandalize Your Car”
In a surprising new announcement, the FIU Board of Trustees (BOT) says they have passed an amendment to the long standing Parking and Motor Vehicle Regulations, which have remained unchanged since 1997. This is a surprising development as the Board rarely moves so forcibly.
FIU To Erect Random Stop Signs To Raise Revenue
If a proposed regulation meets the approval of the Board of Trustees in their upcoming March 14, 2012 committee meeting, FIU will place new stop signs throughout the university in the hopes of raising funds through increased traffic fines.
Meter Maids Begin Issuing Tickets To Basketball Games
In a bid to boost basketball game attendance, the Department of Parking and Transportation has joined forces with the Athletic Department to hand out men’s basketball game tickets at the various lots and garages throughout the University.
FIU To Turn Tamiami Park Into New Parking Garage
After intense negotiations between FIU President Mark Rosenberg and Miami-Dade County, FIU has claimed Tamiami Park's roughly 1.7 square miles as an official annex to their MMC campus. The park will be the location of FIU's newest parking garage, appropriately dubbed...
