Sources are saying that 19 year old freshman Tobias Budge, despite having never attended class or even removed the wrapping from his textbook, is unconcerned about his precalculus final as he, “Has totally got this, you guys”....
Read More
After two years of extensive research, the independent research organization Education America came to the disappointing conclusion that most Miami-Dade College transfer students currently taking classes at FIU are totally and completely illiterate.
Read More
Night crew custodians making their rounds through the DM building last night were startled to find a live student trapped inside classroom 144.
Read More
