Category: Featured
Clerical Error Floods FIU Campus With Excess Palm Trees
MIAMI DADE, Florida, August 13 — If you’ve ventured onto our Modesto A. Maidque Campus (MMC)...
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Kissing Bridge to be Renamed Conception Bridge
It’s been a longstanding tradition that the blue wooden bridge over the lake between The Green...
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New STD Discovered at Florida State University Dorms
A warning has been placed for all FSU transfer students, as researchers from the Center for...
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FIU To Use Kickstarter To Fund Operational Budget
In a shocking announcement from the head of the FIU financials department, the university will no...
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FIU To Change School Colors To Zebra And Leopard Print
In a press announcement this past Friday, President Rosenberg revealed a major change to the branding of Florida International University. The official school colors will now be zebra and leopard print, replacing the longstanding Blue and Gold.
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Study: Most MDC Transfer Students Can Neither Read Nor Write
After two years of extensive research, the independent research organization Education America came to the disappointing conclusion that most Miami-Dade College transfer students currently taking classes at FIU are totally and completely illiterate.
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FIU Police: “We have feelings too, ya know!”
Though many students would be shocked to know, the FIU Police force is claiming that they too have...
Read MoreOne Third of FIU Math Department Drafted into War
In a stunning development last week, One Third of FIU’s Math Department was suddenly drafted into war. The Eastern European country of Kravkozia located on the Southern rim of Russia began a military conflict with the Republic of Schvka.
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