Kissing Bridge to be Renamed Conception Bridge
It’s been a longstanding tradition that the blue wooden bridge over the lake between The Green...
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Author: Dirk ODowel
Student Who Has Never Shown Up to Class or Opened Book “Has Totally Got This”
Sources are saying that 19 year old freshman Tobias Budge, despite having never attended class or even removed the wrapping from his textbook, is unconcerned about his precalculus final as he, “Has totally got this, you guys”....
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New STD Discovered at Florida State University Dorms
A warning has been placed for all FSU transfer students, as researchers from the Center for...
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Tenured Algebra Professor Just Showing Friends Re-runs in Class
Many FIU students were baffled, upon entering DM 100, to find Professor Oliver Speer asleep at his...
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FIU To Use Kickstarter To Fund Operational Budget
In a shocking announcement from the head of the FIU financials department, the university will no...
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